splattr'd gems

the gems of yore, at once a bore, a flaw and chore, will here be store(d), and thus ignore(d).

"You eat so much, how are you not fat?" - donated by Chris.

"Scarface, What a film."

"Gives him something to grip."

"That thing with me an' Tony."

"I found this massive elephant, was so cool, I just had to have it."

"If I was in flats, yeah."