Thursday 24 December 2015

The Social Acceptability List 2015

As the New Year approaches, we reflect on a bumper year in the world of social discourse. Here’s a little run down of the movers and shakers in this year’s Social Acceptability List, which is compiled by the Fallen in Public and its patchy memory and is about what politicians, newspapers and netizens went on about and how. What’s in? What’s out? What’s OK? What’s not? Read on to find out...

In today's edition... IT'S OUT!  - Privilege


Like a stain on the lapel of an expensive suit, privilege is being shunned like no tomorrow. There is nothing worse than being privileged now; indeed, the privileged are just about the most underprivileged people around, the poor buggers.
Privilege, in the dictionary, means a right or benefit given to some people and not others. In the world of the commentariat, privilege was, until recently, a word saved for those of the Bullingdon Club, the Oxbridge or Ivy League elite. There was also the underprivileged, those stuck on their estates, unable to enjoy social mobility. Then there was everyone in between. But that left those in between apparently unaware of their own privileges, and able to talk about their own problems without reference to those with bigger problems. Now, with some tinkering with the definition in feminist discourse, privilege has morphed into something of a currency. You have more or less of the stuff; there are nation, gender, race or class forms of it. You can collect them all! But you can’t trade because it’s inherent to who you are.  
And that’s a problem because if you’re privileged but don’t recognise it, you’re at fault. Hence, if you don’t read the latest cultural theory, or use Twitter, or read Buzzfeed, or follow memes, and you don’t know the term White Privilege (for example) then yes, sorry, you’re part of the problem.
But I’m here to alleviate your guilt by informing you of your privilege. Let’s take Whiteness for an example. White privilege manifests in the favourable treatment white folk (in our western societies) get with the police, at schools, at interviews, and so on, and the deeper rooted cultural expectations of beauty and other things like who is committing terrorism. It means that when shit goes bad for white people, their race isn’t the reason; instead, it’s their own stupid fault, which is comforting. As a sociological concept, it’s broader than any one person; it’s an overview which attempts to consolidate statistics and social phenomena about pay and crime and whatnot.
But it’s not just whites. Are you able-bodied? Then you’re privileged. Heterosexual? Privileged. Middle class? Privileged. Male? Privileged. Do you subscribe to the gender that you were assigned at birth? Privileged. If you’re a middle-class male graduate student, but you’re gay and lost a leg in a terrible accident, you might come out neutral. Like Top Trumps, you can play against your friend to see who is more privileged, but you won’t be friends for long, because this privilege stuff really riles people up.
Have no doubt that privilege is a disparaging term. This is nothing new – the underprivileged have always taken a pop at the privileged in our society, especially so in the underdog culture that we have in the UK. But a new venom has hit the scene, a new haughty venom, as the term has gained new meaning. Most of those who are keen on the white/male privilege label seem to be well-educated, white (and often men) and spend most of their time explaining to the less enlightened whites out there why the label makes sense, and why the allegedly privileged are at ‘fault’ for not acknowledging it. Those who write with authority on the matter have the privilege of having a voice that people listen to, and sometimes a paycheck at the end of it. Buzzfeed and Huffpost journalists often claim to have had some kind of spiritual awakening where they noticed finally how privileged they are, and have a newfound sense of pity for non-privileged people, on whose behalf they now talk. YouTube videos showing social saints explaining their own awakening are often highly attractive, articulate and confident. Their Christ-like quest is simply to let their readers know how privileged they are, but don’t worry, you’re not being asked to give it up; just to accept it, be humbled. Those on Twitter who pick up the term and run with it are often more crass, and online bickering ensues, leading to death threats. Good work, people.
I can’t be the only one to notice the irony of the privilege of those given the authority to talk about privilege. And I’m not - indeed, writers who write about privilege often write about their own privilege, making the whole article wonderfully self-involved. At the level of discourse, the privilege debate reaffirms whites on the top of the pile, providing another delicious irony. It doesn’t just recognise imbalances; it reinforces them and then adds a dash of moral superiority. It works thus: White, heteronormative, patriarchal, Western cultural expectations frame the debate, and the “unprivileged” are pitied for not being able to join in, like orphans or the endangered pandas of Western China.
Pity is most inert of emotions.
But there is action! “Check your privilege” is something that you are encouraged to do by social justice warriors, who spend saving the world one blog post at a time. It comes from the idea that you can work out how privileged you are by doing a checklist. Am I white? Now, let me just check that... Yes, I am. And so on. If you say something that belies your ignorance about social injustice, such as “So many people doing Christmas shopping in ASDA tonight, it was crazy!” then your more thoughtful, less ignorant friend should patiently and gently remind you that the term ‘crazy’ is a disparaging term towards those with mental illness, and could well trigger a bout of sadness. If appropriate, then he or she (or neither) might then explain to you their own experiences with depression before concluding by telling you to ‘check your privilege’.
It’s a great example of how to conduct an enterprise of social transformation, while alienating the largest proportions of it.
In conclusion I’d like to turn our attention to some of the more insidious forms of privilege which no one has seemed to notice, but which are tearing our society apart. I think they are self-explanatory. These are non-ginger privilege, south-facing privilege, live-by-the-seaside privilege, average height privilege, car privilege, bike privilege, higher than minimum wage privilege, no student loan privilege, mobile phone privilege, smart phone privilege, 20-20 vision privilege, sibling privilege, free from halitosis privilege, skinny privilege, drug free privilege, cheap drugs privilege, no allergy privilege, wifi privilege, and live-near-a-Tesco-Express privilege.

---------------------------p.s.
Many articles about privilege are irritatingly self-indulgent. See here for a more refreshing one about the history of the term in feminist literature, and it’s evolution as an internet phenomenon. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/check-your-privilege

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