Monday 31 August 2009

Dishes

*note*
to every girl i've ever had the misfortune of knowing
(kidding)
*note over*

Dishes.


dishes dishes dishes,

an endless supply,

dishes dishes dishes,

you wash and then you dry,

a woman's work is never done,

a woman's scorn is not much fun,

dishes


hoover hoover hoover,

sucking up the dust,

hoover hoover hoover,

hoovering's a must

a woman's work is never done,

a woman's scorn is not much fun,

hoover


rubbish rubbish rubbish

taking out the trash,

rubbish rubbish rubbish

it builds up in a flash

a woman's work is never done,

a woman's scorn is not much fun,

rubbish


laundry laundry laundry,

spinning round and round,

laundry, laundry laundry,

the whirry, soapy sound,

a woman's work is never done,

a woman's scorn is not much fun,

laundry


dusting dusting dusting,

the tables and the chairs,

dusting dusting dusting,

dust gets everywhere,

a woman's work is never done,

a woman's scorn is not much fun,

dusting


shopping shopping shopping,

walking round the aisles,

shopping shopping shopping,

the queues go for miles

a woman's work is never done,

a woman's scorn is not much fun,

shopping


babies babies babies

ugly little brutes

babies babies babies

ugly ugly ugly

a woman's work is never done,

a woman's scorn is not much fun,

babies?


D. I. Y.

putting up a shelf

D. I .Y

its not going to stay up

a woman's work is never done,

a woman's scorn is not much fun,

D. ishes


1 comment:

  1. i actually laughed by myself at this, lovely lovely lovely

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